Socks & Shoes

Click on any picture to enlarge! Base price for socks and shoes includes guaranteed wear for at least 48 hours, vacuum sealed packaging (for socks only), and free USPS First-Class shipping with tracking number anywhere in the US. I also offer one verification photo per customer (upon request only). Add-on’s and customizations are listed on the right. All shoes sizes are approximate. Interested? Place an order by going to the Contact Me area of the site.


Colorful striped socks $25
Adorably colorful thin striped socks that reach up to my calves. Specify: Blue toes or red toes.


Green and pink ankle socks $25
My new favorite pair of cozy thick socks is these adorable green and pink ankle socks with cute palm leaf designs.


Red patterned socks – Well-worn, trashed $25
A festive favorite of mine for years, as you can see from the wear and the thinning in the toe section.


Thin black ankle socks $25
My favorite all-purpose socks! I have something like a dozen pairs and wear them everywhere. I will select my most well-worn pair for you.


Faded black socks – Well-worn, trashed $25
Tattered, frayed, faded and loaded with lots of fresh foot aroma.


More socks coming soon! In the meantime, please email me if you have a specific request.


Blue mesh slippers $20

Size 6      Material: Fabric       Condition: Well-worn
Oh dear, these are my “house slippers” and they are positively TRASHED and quite disgusting. Yet I can’t stop wearing them. Get these filthy things out of my hands and off of my feet, please!


Rockport brown leather pumps (approx. 2.5″) $40

Size 6.5      Material: Leather       Condition: Well-worn
Trusty, lady-like, well-worn office shoes.


Nine West black leather pumps (approx. 2.5″) $40

Size 6.5      Material: Leather       Condition: Well-worn
Another pair of sensible yet feminine work shoes, well-worn.


Robert Clergerie silver leather pumps (approx. 3″) $55

Size 6.5      Material: Leather       Condition: Well-worn
For years these were my “go to” shoes for New Years. I have had so many good times in them!


Stuart Weitzman white and gold leather pumps (approx. 2.5″) $55

Size 6.5      Material: Leather       Condition: Good
So cute, and a little “church lady”-esque.


Red patent heels (approx. 3″) $40

Size 6.5      Material: Faux patent leather       Condition: Good
My sexy red “mod” shoes.


Black rubber rain boots (approx. 2″) $55

Size 6      Material: Faux patent leather       Condition: Well-worn
Heavy textured rain boot with a wedge heel. Ripped, torn, well-worn.


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SOLD! Thick pink “slipper socks” $25

These are incredibly thick slipper socks that are amazingly comfortable. There are no treads on the bottom, just thick knitted sweater material — it’s like wearing cozy mittens on my feet. Guaranteed to make my feet sweat HARD! ;)


SOLD! Black and grey cotton socks – Well-worn, trashed $25

Very, very well-worn with holes at the toes and heels worn sheer.


SOLD! Thin white ankle socks $25

Quite thin and well-loved, these socks will be worn for at least 48 hours and VACUUM SEALED to lock in all of the wonderful aroma.


SOLD! Thick red “Sock Guy” Christmas socks – Well-worn, trashed $25

Socks from 2006, inscribed with “5BBC Five Borough Bicycle Club.” Incredibly thick and comfy, I usually wear these on chilly days, with my leather boots or snow boots. These socks will be worn for at least 48 hours and VACUUM SEALED to lock in all of the wonderful aroma.


SOLD! Thick grey LL Bean workout socks – Well-worn, trashed $25

I have had these for years! They are thick and absorbent, and the bottoms are stained. I usually wear them to work out, as well as with my leather boots and rain boots. These socks will be worn for at least 48 hours and VACUUM SEALED to lock in all of the wonderful aroma.


SOLD! Nude patent wedges (approx. 2.5″) $40
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Size 6.5      Material: Faux patent leather       Condition: Well-worn

I spent many a long summer day and night tramping around in these!


SOLD! Green suede heels (approx. 4″) $40

Size 7.5      Material: Suede leather       Condition: Good
Very sexy, spiked heel.


SOLD! Gold flats $35

Size 7              Material: Textured faux leather               Condition: Well-worn


SOLD! Turquoise wedges (approx. 2.5″) $40

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Size 6.5                Material: Fabric               Condition: Well-worn


SOLD! Red flats $35

Size 7               Material: Faux patent leather             Condition: Good


SOLD! Orange jeweled flats $40

Size 6.5       Material: Suede       Condition: Well-worn


SOLD! Red leather sandals $40

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Size 6.5W       Material: Leather       Condition: Well-worn