Click on any picture to enlarge! Base price for socks and shoes includes guaranteed wear for at least 48 hours, vacuum sealed packaging (for socks only), and free USPS First-Class shipping with tracking number anywhere in the US. I also offer one verification photo per customer (upon request only). Add-on’s and customizations are listed on the right. All shoes sizes are approximate. Interested? Place an order by going to the Contact Me area of the site.

Colorful striped socks $25

Adorably colorful thin striped socks that reach up to my calves. Available with blue toes only.
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Green and pink ankle socks $25

My new favorite pair of cozy thick socks is these adorable green and pink ankle socks with cute palm leaf designs.
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Red festive patterned socks – Well-worn, trashed $25

A festive favorite of mine for years, as you can see from the wear and the thinning in the toe section.
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Thin black ankle socks $25

My favorite all-purpose socks! I have something like a dozen pairs and wear them everywhere. I will select my most well-worn pair for you.
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Faded black socks – Well-worn, trashed $25

Tattered, frayed, faded and loaded with lots of fresh foot aroma.
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Yellow cotton ankle socks $25

Bright yellow “happy” socks!
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Cutesy blue ankle socks $25

Okay, these are seriously adorable. Blue cotton ankle socks with a scalloped edge and a mesh panel with tiny embroidered dots and butterflies.
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Funky striped toe socks $25

Almost up to my knees and perfect for getting ALL that nice toe scent in!
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Rockport brown leather pumps (approx. 2.5″) $40

Size 6.5 Material: Leather Condition: Well-worn
Trusty, lady-like, well-worn office shoes.
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Nine West black leather pumps (approx. 2.5″) $40

Size 6.5 Material: Leather Condition: Well-worn
Another pair of sensible yet feminine work shoes, well-worn.
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Robert Clergerie silver leather pumps (approx. 3″) $55

Size 6.5 Material: Leather Condition: Well-worn
For years these were my “go to” shoes for New Years. I have had so many good times in them!
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Stuart Weitzman white and gold leather pumps (approx. 2.5″) $55
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Size 6.5 Material: Leather Condition: Good
So cute, and a little “church lady”-esque.
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Red patent heels (approx. 3″) $40

Size 6.5 Material: Faux patent leather Condition: Good
My sexy red “mod” shoes.
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Black rubber rain boots (approx. 2″) $55

Size 6 Material: Faux patent leather Condition: Well-worn
Heavy textured rain boot with a wedge heel. Ripped, torn, well-worn.
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SOLD! Neon green ankle socks – $25

Thick cushioned workout socks. Very absorbent and my current favorite to wear to the gym!

SOLD! Blue mesh slippers $20

Size 6 Material: Fabric Condition: Well-worn
Oh dear, these are my “house slippers” and they are positively TRASHED and quite disgusting. Yet I can’t stop wearing them. Get these filthy things out of my hands and off of my feet, please!

SOLD! Thick pink “slipper socks” $25

These are incredibly thick slipper socks that are amazingly comfortable. There are no treads on the bottom, just thick knitted sweater material — it’s like wearing cozy mittens on my feet. Guaranteed to make my feet sweat HARD! ;)

SOLD! Black and grey cotton socks – Well-worn, trashed $25

Very, very well-worn with holes at the toes and heels worn sheer.

SOLD! Thin white ankle socks $25

Quite thin and well-loved, these socks will be worn for at least 48 hours and VACUUM SEALED to lock in all of the wonderful aroma.

SOLD! Thick red “Sock Guy” Christmas socks – Well-worn, trashed $25

Socks from 2006, inscribed with “5BBC Five Borough Bicycle Club.” Incredibly thick and comfy, I usually wear these on chilly days, with my leather boots or snow boots. These socks will be worn for at least 48 hours and VACUUM SEALED to lock in all of the wonderful aroma.

SOLD! Thick grey LL Bean workout socks – Well-worn, trashed $25

I have had these for years! They are thick and absorbent, and the bottoms are stained. I usually wear them to work out, as well as with my leather boots and rain boots. These socks will be worn for at least 48 hours and VACUUM SEALED to lock in all of the wonderful aroma.

SOLD! Nude patent wedges (approx. 2.5″) $40

Size 6.5 Material: Faux patent leather Condition: Well-worn
I spent many a long summer day and night tramping around in these!